12 Phrases You Should Never Ever Say To A Photographer

For every profession there are never ever phrases. There are things you shouldn’t tell to a doctor, a designer, a policemen, a musician and of course to a photographer.

Design studio ZEROUNO has created this fantastic poster collection of the most ‘annoying and irritating phrases’ that a photographer would never want to hear. And we added some possible answers from the photographers. So if you are not a photographer (or even if you are), never use these phrases, unless you want to see the wrath in their eyes.

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That detail is blue! Right! How clever
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Yesss! I’ll crop your head with photoshop
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If you’re not talking about tequila, then no!
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That job belongs to your BFF
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Sure! Let me get my time machine!
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No bread! No fastfood!
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Without an instagram filter?
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Where is the red button connected to all nuclear stuff! I have an urge to press it right now!
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I’ll bring my dog, his name is Reflex.
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You can even write your name on it dear.
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I’ll be more than happy to shoot you for free, let me find that shotgun first.
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It’s drawn with a pencil anyways, just use an eraser.

Source: Zerouno

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